February 2012
Anonymous asked: WTH?!?! your dog is not gay he was making out with a car seat last time i took my girlfriends/pencil to go eat playdo! i can take pictures with my ass and show you throgh my coochie but you wont bealicve because that astrige raped your stufeed weed teady bear! i like your sexy macarony glasees and all but seriosly stop calling your dog gay becuse he is not he is bisexual you dumb doo doo queen...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
